Friday Fun: Berated at Starbucks
Well this morning, I circled back to one that I haven't been to in a while and the lady behind the counter - Lisa, I think her name is - looks me right in the eye and asks, "Where have YOU been?"
Me? I've been going to the Plaza del Prado Starbucks lately, I said. "You have?" she retorted, "How DARE you. Hey, Jimmy, he's been going to Gloria's place. Can you even believe that?!" (Jimmy said, "Gloria's place? She's a piece of work, isn't she? Why would you want to go there?")
Um, because it's closer?
"Closer? What's that have to do with anything? This is supposed to be your Starbucks location-of-choice."
And I chose so today, so what are we even talking about here? I replied. "Nothing anymore," Lisa huffed. "We're done. Next."
Question: Is sarcasm a regular offering at your Starbucks location-of-choice?
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